December 2008
25 posts
Dec 31st
ListenThis song has been stuck in my head since...
Dec 29th
ListenTake a Chance on Me - ABBA
Dec 25th
“I was expecting greatness and all you give me is lined up stools.”
– Emily Ebert
Dec 25th
My Teeth
So I recently had my braces removed but now I have to wear a retainer. This thing annoys the crap out of me. For a few reasons. Reason 1: I’m kind of a fidgety person and I play with things that are near enough to touch. With this thing in my mouth at all times I tend to remove it with my tongue then put it back in. I also take it all the way out and bite it, and quite a few other annoying...
Dec 25th
“When I blow my nose into this pillow some air comes out my eye… It hurts!”
– Erica Ebert
Dec 23rd
Dec 21st
ListenHAHAHAHA Aladin
Dec 20th
ListenI felt in the mood for this song. Streamline -...
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
Dear Diary,
I’m really bored. So I’m going to talk about myself in this post because I have been criticized for being unoriginal. Anyway, my name is Sean Pannke and I am a sophomore in high school. I’m about 6’ 1” and extremely skinny. Like malnourished skinny, but i eat a lot. I have brown hair and eyes and am colorblind. Not black and white colorblind though, its just hard for...
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
“This is my most intelligent endeavor…. ever.”
– Mike Pannke
Dec 18th
“[wearing a fur coat] What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my...”
– Michael Scott
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
“Pow Wow”
– Mr. Lotto
Dec 18th
Listen500 Miles By The Proclaimers
Dec 18th
Wrapping Presents
Mike: This roll of tape is about to run out.
Me: Literally or figuratively?
Pause: .....
Mike: How could that have possibly been figurative?!
Dec 18th
In science class today my friend Ben wrote something on my hand while I was looking under a microscope. I realized he wrote something and figured it must be sexual. After finding and focusing on a round worm I looked at my hand. It said Cock. I laughed then took the pen and with one line changed it to say dock. Aren’t I clever. Soon after I made the word dock another friend named Jordan took...
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
ListenListen
Dec 17th
So today is the day that i joined Tumblr. But I spent the last few hours thinking about what to write and then realized that true writing isn’t planned, it just comes to you. So now I’m just going to write about whatever I feel like. Enjoy. Today was cold. I drove to school and my car thermometer said -6. That is in Fahrenheit my friends. So i drove in the cold and was nearly late...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th