December 2008
25 posts
I was expecting greatness and all you give me is lined up stools.
– Emily Ebert
My Teeth
So I recently had my braces removed but now I have to wear a retainer. This thing annoys the crap out of me. For a few reasons.
Reason 1: I’m kind of a fidgety person and I play with things that are near enough to touch. With this thing in my mouth at all times I tend to remove it with my tongue then put it back in. I also take it all the way out and bite it, and quite a few other annoying...
When I blow my nose into this pillow some air comes out my eye… It hurts!
– Erica Ebert
Dear Diary,
I’m really bored. So I’m going to talk about myself in this post because I have been criticized for being unoriginal. Anyway, my name is Sean Pannke and I am a sophomore in high school. I’m about 6’ 1” and extremely skinny. Like malnourished skinny, but i eat a lot. I have brown hair and eyes and am colorblind. Not black and white colorblind though, its just hard for...
This is my most intelligent endeavor…. ever.
– Mike Pannke
[wearing a fur coat] What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my...
– Michael Scott
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– Mr. Lotto
Wrapping Presents
Mike: This roll of tape is about to run out.
Me: Literally or figuratively?
Pause: .....
Mike: How could that have possibly been figurative?!
In science class today my friend Ben wrote something on my hand while I was looking under a microscope. I realized he wrote something and figured it must be sexual. After finding and focusing on a round worm I looked at my hand. It said Cock. I laughed then took the pen and with one line changed it to say dock. Aren’t I clever. Soon after I made the word dock another friend named Jordan took...
So today is the day that i joined Tumblr.
But I spent the last few hours thinking about what to write and then realized that true writing isn’t planned, it just comes to you. So now I’m just going to write about whatever I feel like.
Enjoy.
Today was cold. I drove to school and my car thermometer said -6. That is in Fahrenheit my friends. So i drove in the cold and was nearly late...
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